Boutique Hotel

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INTRODUCTION

Set within the grounds and gardens of the traditional Mallorcan farmhouse at Alqueria S'Ermita, we offer a luxurious naturist secluded retreat. The large rustic country gardens and myriad of courtyards around the property have an abundance of trees, shrubs and flowers, offering colours, interest, perfumes and fragrances. 

Birds and buttlerflies are in abundance. Sit back in one of the many loungers or quiet sitting areas and listen to only the birds and summer breeze in the palms and enjoy the peace and tranquility we have to offer.

Skinny Dippers has built an enviable position in the naturist holiday market. This is due to our constant strive for friendliness, cleanliness and quality of accommodation.

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ABOUT

Skinny Dippers offers a variety of well appointed en-suite rooms all with self-catering facilities. We serve an extensive complimentary breakfast every morning in our poolside breakfast room. There is a large swimming pool and various terraces where you can relax, live and sunbathe naked with like minded people. Enjoy a barbecue in the evenings with your fellow holiday makers and embrace the warm Mediterranean atmosphere with fun, friendships, food and good wine.

🇩🇪 Skinny Dippers hat sich über viele Jahre eine großartige Position auf dem FKK-Ferienmarkt aufgebaut. Dies ist auf unser ständiges Streben nach einem zuvorkommenden sowie freundlichen Umgang, Sauberkeit und die hohe Qualität der Unterkunft zurückzuführen.

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LOCATION

We are situated 30 mins from Palma Airport with daily flights to most European cities in approx. 2 hours and only 5 minutes drive to the magnificent naturist beach Playa es Trenc on the unspoilt south eastern corner of Mallorca. 

Located near to the authentic market town of Campos with a variety of shops and supermarkets for the steady flow of tourists visiting this undiscovered south-eatern tip of Mallorca. There are also plenty of authentic villages, fishing ports, local markets and places of interest to visit all within a short drive, along with a good selection of local restaurants and shops.

Mallorca has a relaxed approach to the naturist traveler which you can enjoy on the many naturist beaches dotted around this pretty island.

Rooms & Rates

Skinny Dippers offers a selection of en-suite accommodation ranging from Courtyard Studios to Premium Suites.


Room Features

• King sized deep sprung beds
• Dorma bedding & feather pillows.
• Kitchenette, fridge & kettle.
• TV, radio, hairdryer, & safe
• Daily room service & Free Wi-fi access.

Room Rates*

(per night for 2 adults)
* plus local tourist environment tax

• Courtyard studios 170€
• Junior Suites 180€
• Premium Suites 190€
• Premium Suites & terrace 205€

• Including continental breakfast
• Open April to October
• Flexible Arrival & Departure days
• 10% discount during April, May and October

We offer a tranquil naturist environment, so are unable to accommodate children.
Due to our rural location we recommend you rent a car for your stay.
Pool towels are available for a small weekly fee.

Cuisine

Skinny Dippers prides itself on offering the best authentic Mediterranean cuisine

We only use fresh, high quality produce and wherever possible our ingredients are purchased from local suppliers.

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EVENING MEALS

Local fresh produce, home grown vegetables, and best market fresh meat and fish are served alfresco.  All our evening meals include various “para picar”, main course, dessert, house wine & mineral water.

Available every evening except Wednesdays & Sundays.

Facilities

Things to see & enjoy during your stay

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SWIMMING POOL

Open 24 hours a day, our giant swimming pool measures 22m by 10m and has a deep 2.2metre deep end. There are gentle shelving steps into the shallow end for those who want a quiet dip in the pool. We have solar-powered hot and cold showers at the poolside .

...and most importantly more than enough sunbeds and loungers for all of our guests to enjoy the sunshine from sunrise until sunset.

Pool towels are available for a small weekly fee.

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FITNESS TERRACE

Our raised fitness terrace has truly magnificent views over the surrounding area for you to enjoy whilst on the cross-trainer or one of our exercise bikes for a daily work-out.

There is also a selection of free-weights, work-out benches, pilates bands, and exercise mats for Yoga and stretching.

Don't forget the 22m pool for a few laps before breakfast too!.

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BREAKFAST ROOM

Between 8.30 and 10.30 start your day with a continental breakfast. Our poolside breakfast room features ample indoor and outdoor tables and chairs, catches the warm morning sunshine for you to enjoy fresh coffee, a variety of teas, juices, homemade jams, cereals, fresh fruits, yoghurts, cheese, cold meats and pastries and eggs served your way.

Breakfast is a social place to chat and discuss your plans for the day.

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MASSAGE & YOGA

Our fully qualified and experienced masseur & yoga instructors offer an extensive range of treatments for your complete indulgence and well being.

Treatments include, Classical Massage - Reflexology - Aromatheraphy - Seaweed Wrapping - Hot Stone - Ayurvedi - Backbone Massage 'Breuss'.

A friendly consultation will find the best option for your complete relaxation, alfresco beneath the palms, au naturel as nature intended.

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ACTIVITIES

In addition to our swimming pool and fitness terrace, we have a boules (petanque) court, for tennis fans we have a practice/blind tennis court and a table tennis table.

We also keep a selection of board games and a large library of books.

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ES TRENC BEACH

We are only a 5 minute drive to the Naturist Beach of Es Trenc.

The beach has more than two kilometres of fine-grained white sand, crystal clear and clean water with a gentle slope.

Es Trenc is one of Mallorcas many official nudist beaches.

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CYCLE HIRE

We also have bicycles for hire, so you can go out into the local area to explore our beautiful rural surroundings and countryside,  away from busy roads.

With the added bonus that the Campos terrain is very flat!

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GUEST KITCHEN

We have a communal kitchen available for you to prepare and cook your own cuisine, fully equipped it contains everything you will need to self-cater or prepare an outdoor Barbecue. There is also a washing machine for use for a small fee.

All of our guest rooms have a small kitchenette, comprising of a kettle, fridge with an ice-box, complimentary tea and coffee and all the of the crockery and utensils you may need.

Gallery

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Guest Book

comments from our international guests

A. I never write in visitors books.
B. I never come back to the same place twice, let alone a third visit.
C. This place is truly exceptional - the environment, the atmosphere, the food and the people.

— Cathy and Andy, England

Thanks for making our stay at Skinny Dippers very relaxing. Excellent service, great surroundings... beautiful surroundings... it all makes for an excellent vacation destination. Meeting others from other parts of europe made it even more fun. Thanks Grant and Jordi

- Jayne and Blaine, Virginia, USA

We are not religious, but I think I will start praying, as you proved us ; Heaven does exist. Who doesn´t want to come back to paradise ? see you next year !


- Symen and Marlies, Hourn, the Netherlands

Many thanks for that lovely week. We enjoyed every minute, the sunshine, the meals and our romantic Hochzeitstag. Ein Kompliment an Grant and Jordi, den besten Gastgebern auf der welt !

- Christina and Ralph, Hamburg, Germany

- Anders & Mini, Denmark

- Anders & Mini, Denmark

Very cosy place, comfortable for traveling every part of Mallorca. Relaxing atmosphere in the Hotel, outstanding staff, ready help in all questions that you need. Excellent  Gala evening dinner and party. Paradise !!  many Thanks, Sure to come back.

- Andrey and Victoria, Israel.

A little oasis in the middle of the countryside, Skinny Dippers oozes peace and tranquility. Grant and Jordi are the best hosts you could wish for. The food is delicious, the gardens are beautiful and the massages are a must, not forgetting Carmen who keeps all of the rooms spotless. We are hooked and wil keep returning every year from now on. Why go elsewhere when you have perfection here. Thank you Grant and Jordi for the best holiday ever.

- Karl & Natasha, Hereford, UK

Thank you for a lovely days and nights. Grant and Jordi, you are about to make a big family of happy naturists. Keep up the good work. We will be back.


- Dagrun & Ketil, Norway

Thank you for the best holiday ever! You are great hosts, every thing was perfect, we had good laughs and Jordi cooked some great meals for us. It was like living in a little paradise. See you next year for our Honeymoon!!

- Lizzy & Iva, Belgium

Your reputation is now truly international and the energy and fun you both put into your work makes Skinny Dippers a top destination. Thank you for making our special wedding anniversary and birthday celebrations so memorable. We enjoyed ourselves immensely.

Nigel and Christine. Southport. England

We enjoyed our stay thoroughly, beginning with a first sight of Grant meeting us in his ¨Skinny Dippers Outfit¨ when we arrived. It was just great to know the two of you and in particular your personal, warm and welcoming attitude towards us as well as our fellow guests. You take good care of everything and your premises are impeccable. Jordis cooking is outstanding.

We will return at the next opportunity.

- Katarina and Thilo, Berlin, Germany

These three things I know: 1. First impressions count. 2. Size Matters 3. Big can be Beautiful ! We have been very satisfied with small and perfect in the Garden of eden Skinny Dippers I and thought nothing could give us as much pleasure and fulfilment but our expectations has been exceeded as in the new and better Skinny Dippers II. Grant and Jordi can guarantee all that one deserves from great hosts. As before we had fun in the sun, naturist freedom, Skinny Dipping, good friends and TLC. Thanks so much boys and keep it up. See you next year.

- Chris & Ruth Nicholls, Isle of Man

When we read the ´guests comments´on the website, they seemed too good to be true. But….. Thank you for a lovely break. We are returning home, calm, refreshed and relaxed.- Carol & Peter, County Durham, UK

When we read the ´guests comments´on the website, they seemed too good to be true. But….. Thank you for a lovely break. We are returning home, calm, refreshed and relaxed.

- Carol & Peter, County Durham, UK

Another 2 weeks in paradise. You two made it again in this new place. You made our holiday of 14 days of just peace and love. Thank you x Love and Sunshine x

- Sigrid & Per, Norway

 

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